Santa's Whiskers
"His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His
droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the
beard on his chin was as white as the snow. "Professor of Oriental and Greek Literature
Author of "Twas the Night Before Christmas")
Published anonymously in Troy Sentinel, December 23, 1823